They’ll Be Drivin’ To IKEA When They Come
(to the tune of “She’ll Be Comin’ Round the Mountain When She Comes”)


They’ll be drivin’ to IKEA when they come
They’ll be drivin’ to IKEA when they come
They’ll be drivin’ to IKEA
No other store will see ‘em
They’ll be drivin’ to IKEA when they come

They’ll be drivin’ panel trucks when they come
They’ll be drivin’ panel trucks when they come
They’ll be drivin’ panel trucks
They’ll be fillin’ up the blocks
They’ll be drivin’ panel trucks when they come

They’ll be drivin’ a hundred miles when they come
They’ll be drivin’ a hundred miles when they come
They’ll be drivin’ a hundred miles
And they won’t care who it riles
They’ll be drivin’ a hundred miles when they come

They’ll be lost in Somerville when they come
They’ll be lost in Somerville when they come
They’ll be lost in Somerville
‘Cause they haven’t got the skill
They’ll be lost in Somerville when they come

They'll be sittin' in the traffic when they come
They'll be sittin' in the traffic when they come
They'll be sittin' in the traffic
They'll be honkin' nasty at it
They'll be sittin' in the traffic when they come

We’ll be wheezin’ and a coughin’ when they come
We’ll be wheezin’ and a coughin’ when they come
We’ll be wheezin’ and a coughin’
From the lung disease they brought us
We’ll be wheezin’ and a coughin’ when they come

04-Sep-2006